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ONE - Spell your name without vowels: Screen name: Vrslryn. Or Vfrs Cyt, depending on the website.
TWO - Are you single?: Yep. And not quite so painfully so.
THREE - Whats your favorite number?: Fifty-seven.
FOUR - What color do you wear most?: Blue.
FIVE - Least favorite color?: I don't really have a least favorite color. I have least favorite combinations of colors. >.>
SIX - Favorite candy?: Rollos. Or Reese's...
SEVEN - What do you smoke?: Nothing.
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: Am I ever? Life sucks. Deal with it.
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: That one guy, Hiro, from Heroes.
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?: German was fun, mostly 'cause the teacher was awesome. Band, too, 'cause I'm a band geek.
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: I shop at Guitar Center. But it's mostly window-shopping. >.>
TWELVE - How do you make money?: I still mooch off parents. They pay me an allowance if I get chores done, though.
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?: I've got a few, both online and IRL.
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?: Waubonsie Valley High
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?: If I'm with people I know. I get the feeling I'd be the "life of the party" drunk if I ever go drinking in the future.
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?: Contradicting.
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: There's this pair of black New Balance shoes, extra-extra-extra-extra wide. They're the only shoes I own. XP
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?: I own a pair of prescription sunglasses. XP
NINETEEN - Where do you wish you were right now?: Nowhere, really.
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?: Sleeping.
TWENTY ONE - Do you have a crush on anyone right now?: Nope. If I do, I don't know it.

HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: Goddamn it. The person before me said "summer work", and now that's on my mind, too. >.>
Honestly, what are you doing right now?: This meme.
Honestly, have you done something bad today?: Nothing, really. Not today, at least. I did tease a poor guy mercilessly in some chatroom, though.
Honestly, do you watch disney channel?: They canceled Suite Life of Zack and Cody. D=<
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: My mom.
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: People who are happy with life, at peace with themselves, what have you now.
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: Parents that pester me about homework or academics. That, and idiots on the AE forums.
Honestly, do you bite your nails?: Nope.
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: Nobody in particular. There are a couple people online it'd be cool to meet in person, though.
Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?: We all have spats with friends. I like to keep 'em in the past and move on.

THE CANS:
Can you blow a bubble?: Yep.
Can you dance?: Nope. Though, if you choreograph it, I can get it reasonably presentable.
Can you do a cart wheel?: Yep. I don't get why people think they're so difficult. >.>
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: Never tried.
Can you whistle?: All the time.
Can you wiggle your ears?: Yep.
Can you wiggle your nose?: Yep.
Can you roll your tongue?: Yep. Can't roll my 'r's, though.
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: Yeah. I think. >.>

ANGER SECTION:
What do you do when you’re mad?: I fume for a little bit, find someone to rant to, rant about it, and then put it past me.
What’s the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?: Picked a fight with my dad. Well, he picked a fight with me. Or something. We were both pissing each other off /really/ bad at that point. >.>

CRYING SECTION:
Ever really cried your heart out?: Yep.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Yep. I was not a happy person in middle school.
Ever cried on your friend’s shoulder?: Nope.
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: Yes, but not in the way you'd think.
Ever cried over the same sex?: Yes; see above. Love triangles suck when they involve you and two of your best friends.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Nope. I guess, if it was a really bad injury or something, I might cry.
Do certain songs make you cry?: Some emo song by Hidden In Plain View used to make me cry. I don't remember what song it was.
Do certain movies make you cry?: It's fairly easy to make my cry with a good movie. >.>

HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?: I try to be optimistic, but I'm a pessimist by nature.
What makes you the happiest?: Music, my friends, and good food.
Does being with your friends make you happy?: Yep. No better way of escaping the problems of life than partying.
Do you believe in yourself?: I'll admit that I'm cocky at times. Well, most of the time. >.>
Do you wish you were happier?: Who doesn't?
Is being happy overrated?: Nope. Happiness is what we look forward to in life, no?
Can music make you happy?: Most definitely. There's this song, "November", by Dave Douglas in his album Freak In. Never fails to put a smile on my face.

LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken?: Never. That time I cried over love, I cried due to stress. Having friendships nearly torn apart can be kinda stressful, y'know?
Have you ever loved someone so much that you’d die for them?: Nobody. I'm a selfish sonofabitch.
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said ‘I love you’?: All she said to me is "I like you."

HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?: It's difficult for me to hold grudges. There are people that annoy me to no end, though.
Have you ever been on a hit list?: Nope. I don't piss people off /that/ much. >.>
Are you a mean bully?: Only if I know they can take the teasing or if I really don't like them.
Do you hate George Bush?: Screw politics.

SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?: I bash myself all the time. It's the only way to keep my head out of the clouds.
Do you think you're good looking?: No. I charm people with my wit, not my sexiness.
Do you wish you could be someone else?: Not really. I'm a privileged guy, and I know it. =3

LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?: Black. As someone once put it, "so black it almost looks blue".
Current piercings?: Nope.
Have any tattoos?: I'm tempted to get one.
Straight hair or curly?: Very wavy. A pain in the ass to grow longer, so I gave up on that.

CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing?: A green one featuring Wile E Coyote. Got it at Six Flags.
Necklace(s)?: Nope.
Shoes?: Nope.

HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?: Plenty of people, whether they like it or not. (Wolfie. XD)
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: Nope. My longest was half an hour.
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: I don't laugh /that/ hard.
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yep.
Got in a fight with someone?: Eighth grade school dance. Punched a guy in the face, and all they wrist-slapped me with was "You're not allowed to come to the next dance." Note that they had a school dance every month, so I just waited two months and showed up again.

THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person?: My cousin.
Person you talked to online?:
Person you hugged?: Can't remember. Ironically enough, it was probably Wolfie during a DnD session.

RANDOM:
Do you like surveys?: A chance to bitch about myself? Not gonna pass it up.
Do you get along with your parents?: Sometimes.
Do you have mental breakdowns?: Nope. One of my biggest philosophies in life you can read in my signature. Having mental breakdowns does not qualify as keeping one's cool.

CURRENT:
Current mood: Tired, but not sleepy. I have trouble falling asleep at night. >.>
Current music: The music in my mind. Right now, "November" is playing.
Current hair style: Unkept.
Current crush: None.
Current thing I ought to be doing: Writing or sleeping. Or reading my summer work. >.>
Current windows open: Got a Firefox window open with this and the AE forums, two MSN conversations, NotePad, and mIRC.
Current desktop picture: I switch between the Pokemon Lucario and one of those mechanical bird-things from Gunnerkrigg Court.

THE DIDS:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: I punched a guy, but he didn't punch back.
Did you ever run away from home?: No, but I thought about it.
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: Nope.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: Nope.

THE DO'S:
Do you know how to swim?: Yep. I was the "water ninja" because of swim class.
Do you like roller coasters?: Love 'em.
Do you own a bike?: Yep. Probably too small for me, now. XP
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: I like to keep my food /down/, thank you very much.

THE DOES:
Does hair loss run in your family at all?: My dad's got a receding hairline.
Does your car get good gas mileage?: Yep. It's fourteen years old, though, so it doesn't get good anything else. XP
Does your family have family picnics?: Nope. It's hard enough to get a family dinner going on.

THE HAVES:
Have you ever been on a plane?: Several times. Been over the Pacific and over the Atlantic, too.
Have you ever been to the ocean?: Yep.
Have you ever painted your nails?: I think my mom has stories of when I was a small child. >.>

THE HOWS:
How tall are you?: 5'8", last I checked. But that was a while ago.
How much money do you have on you right now?: On me? $20. At home? $200. >.>

THE LASTS:
Last person you hung out with?: Don't remember. Probably Alex (the Dungeon Master), Kevin, and Wolfie at the DnD session.
Last thing someone said to you?: "Goodnight."
Last thing you said out loud?: “G'night."

THE WHATS:
What are you listening to?: The music in my mind! =O (Actually, cars driving past outside.)
What is the weather outside?: Hot and muggy. REALLY fucking hot.
What radio station do you listen to?: None. The only good channels are on XM radio, and our trial subscription ran out a while ago.
What was the last restaurant you ate at?: "Salty's", a rather expensive seafood buffet in Seattle. Food was awesome, and we didn't have to pay for a penny of it.
What was the last thing you had to drink?: Water.
What was the last movie you watched?: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.

I need to find more productive uses of my time.